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Welcome to the Slush Pile, Suvudu!

   Posted by: Moses Siregar III   in Humor, Sci-Fi/Fantasy News, Weird

Suvudu is hosting a contest that will award an editorial review of a science fiction, fantasy, horror, or paranormal romance novel to the winning submission. Here’s my favorite comment on their blog post announcing the contest. It’s from “Taylor:”

I thought I’d share a funny story. I made a submission earlier, but I was hammered ass drunk. I forgot I even entered the contest. I have no idea if the file sent was the right one either. It wasn’t until I checked my email that I realized that I had entered. I was preoccupied with, well, beer, one of the greatest substances known to man.

Well, hopefully I sent the correct file. Good Luck to everybody else in the running. I’m sure that it would be a big break for anyone involved. Fuck Publish America. Roll Tide!

Kangaroo,

T

Awwwwwww, yeah. Welcome to the slush pile, baby.

And hey, Taylor, if you’re out there and this was a joke … keep ’em coming, bro!

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3 comments so far

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LMAO. That is easily the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Thanks, Moses!
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March 24th, 2011 at 10:44 pm
Moses Siregar III
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Taylor really has a way with words, S.V. I think he will probably win this one.

March 24th, 2011 at 11:59 pm
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Hahaha, that is pure brilliance. If his book is even halfway as good as the post, I’d read it for sure.

March 25th, 2011 at 2:46 pm

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