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Dear Adverbs,

   Posted by: Moses Siregar III   in Better Writing

Dear adverbs,

I used to like you, but now I know I can live without you. Occasional flings are fine–you’re still cute–but I’m better off on my own. Move onto younger lovers. Find someone you can still impress. I would say, “It’s not you, it’s me,” but it’s you. You’re flabby and vain. Take a hard look at yourself. Discipline is your friend; get serious about it and maybe we can still have casual sex.

Verily Yours,
Moses
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5 comments so far

 1 

Moses, you dog. What will people think of you, writing love letters so lustily?

-bn

September 1st, 2010 at 7:14 am
Moses Siregar III
 2 

It’s just words, man. Just words. Just adverbs.

September 1st, 2010 at 10:33 am
 3 

I love it! Great post. Wish I’d thought of it. Truthfully. 😉
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September 5th, 2010 at 10:03 pm
 4 

That’s a skillful answer to a diclffuit question

August 11th, 2014 at 2:41 pm
 5 

Now I know who the brainy one is, I’ll keep lokonig for your posts.

August 14th, 2014 at 8:54 pm

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